I don’t know what exactly did you think of when you read the name of the topic (even though I believe most of you thought of the other meaning of it!) I am talking of the female race who ‘try’ to drive a car!
Women drivers, women I fear the most. We have seen and heard of numerous examples of the ‘hilarious disasters’ caused by women drivers
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((How do men wear helmets???)
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(I thought I will run out of gas!)
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((It’s not me, it’s the buses!)
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((Now what to say about that!)
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((I am such a fool. They told me that this was a train!)
Hopefully the above few were good enough to convince you what I am trying to prove out here. A few years back I did come up with a rule and you are free to follow it, in fact, I will ask you to follow it!
IF YOU SEE A CAR BEING DRIVEN BY A WOMEN MAINTAIN A GAP OF AT LEAST 2m FROM ALL SIDES! FOR IF YOU DON’T SHE WILL GET ALL CONFUSED ABOUT IT AND AS IS THERE IN THEIR GENES, THEY WILL SURELY CONFUSE YOU AS WELL!
Given the condition of the roads in India and their width the above law is quite difficult to follow, hence increased number of confusions and increased number of accidents!
Of course exceptions are always there as is in the opposite sex as well for men who don’t know how to drive(me included, in case of a car at least! 
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)All women are going to hate me for this but I don’t care much for I have proof of it as shown in the pictures above. So to all the men, “STAY AWAY, BE SAFE, BE HAPPY AND JUST IN CASE YOUR WIFE IS ONE OF THOSE WHO LOVES TO DRIVE, KINDLY GET YOURSELF INSURED AND KEEP YOUR WILL READY FOR THERE ARE BLEAK CHANCES OF YOU SURVIVING FOR LONG!!
PS. Tip of the day: Buy your woman a new car, DON’T LET HER DRIVE YOURS.
Vidit is the founder of Observer's Paradise. He has keen interest in sports, music, books and is a tech nerd hence the categories that you see on the site. Apart from being a blogger, he loves to write poetry and has authored a book by the name 'The Fanatic Four'. He is currently working on a couple of other projects as well. 
